I'm Colin, a Canadian who was born in Britain, whose parents are from the Caribbean (not pirates!), who used to live in Brazil and who has been living in central China since 2003. Just a regular guy.
I teach English at a 长沙师范专科学校 (Changsha Normal College) in Changsha, Hunan, China
If you meet any Chinese people who speak English with a British, Canadian, Caribbean, Brazilian, Chinese accent, they are probably one of my old students.
I have no actual proof that my parents were not pirates.